My roommate just introduced me to Eddie Izzard’s spiel on Latin. This was incredibly accurate.
im so pumped my mom and dad want to cosplay adventure time with me
My name is Seamus. I like being green, and yelling at crows.Feel The Greem, a Greem For Preem
my claim to fame is that my mom was in the same building as beyonce when beyonce had her baby
hey look my face multiple times in a day