vesperstardust replied to your post “bangs fist on the table DOGS ARE CUTE”

birds > dogs how could you betray me like this

BANGS FIST HARDER ON TABLE. BIRDS ARE ALSO CUTE

bangs fist on the table

DOGS ARE CUTE

whiteanglosexyprotestant:

peaceful times before the skeleton war

whiteanglosexyprotestant:

peaceful times before the skeleton war

ghostbuttvin:

"are you a boy or a girl"

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my grandma was complaining about pope francis apparently approving extra marital sex and she goes “don’t get pregnant before you’re married rebecca” and it was just like k grandma

kirstenmakestattoos:

Cuttlefish scientific illustration on Taryn, who is moving away and will no longer be in Portland to play cribbage with me! Safe travels, lady, you will be missed.

whengothgoesbrown:

Dragon’s egg.

whengothgoesbrown:

Dragon’s egg.

Me: I hate rap.
Me: Except Watsky.
Me: His music is like poetry.
Watsky: I play Miley's rib cage with my dick like it's a xylophone.